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Welcome to GUESS THE QUOTE page!
All quotes from American films of the last 70 years.

Just EMAIL us with the correct title of the film any of these quotes  is from and you will win a 10% discount on the items or items of your choice!*

1.You think you can get back here with the menu before the food goes bad??

2.There's no duplicate for the solitude of space.

3. I feel puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget.

4.Get the hat, better yet, get the receding hairline. Mens' hats are so tight they cut off the blood flow to the head, thus cutting off growth of hair.

5. Remember this momma --we ain't no daisy-pullin' bunch o' broads.

6. When did you last change these sheets, they look like they're alive.

7.I don't mind people stepping on my feet, but I do object to them loitering there.

8.You know vegetation makes me nauseous.

9. Every time you think it gives me a headache.

10. Calculate your chances---negative, negative.

11. The sword that Lee surrendered to Grant at Appomattox was a potato peeler by comparison.

12. It must be awful to be a sitting duck for an utter nitwit.

13. At what point on the graph do must and can not meet? I must yet I can not!

14. Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cover.

15. Flag on the Moon How did it get there?

To enter, simply email us with the number of the quote you think you know the answer to along with the title of the movie, and if Ralph thinks you got it right we'll put a credit on your next order!

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