RALPH'S "EXECUTIVE" DECISIONS EXPLAINED

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After convincing Ralph to get a physical  we took the opportunity to hook her up to our "catatonic" brain-wave analyzer, just to see how she is able to direct our web site so efficiently.   See photo to right..

The astonishing results are graphically displayed in the table below.  As you can see her methods have little to do with our site!
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We are not sure how the spinner mechanism is initially activated but apparently it must be from the feline's random motions, such as a turn of the head or perhaps from external influence, such as an owner's attempt to obtain affection.   Once activity is finally experienced it sets the main and relevant auxiliary spinners into motion and the next course of action is determined.  You will notice the clever use of color coding to coordinate related activities.  For example when the main spinner lands in the blue sleep area, the blue auxiliary spinner turns to determine where sleep will take place.  The sophistication of this cognitive system is surprising and has caused us to reevaluate our opinion of feline intelligence, somewhat.